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MEET THE CAST
CAST LEADERSHIP
JOE
CAST DIRECTOR
He / Him
Hobbies: Disneyland, Movies, Video games, Photography
Roles: MC, Reverend, Frank, Riff, Columbia, Dr Scott, Eddie, Crim.
Favorite Character: Riff Raff
Favorite Scene: Time Warp
Favorite Callback: I don't really have a favorite, but the call backs I enjoy the most are the ones that go back and forth between myself and the audience while I'm MC.
BRANDON
STAGE MANAGER
He / Him
Hobbies: Voiceover, Retro Gaming, Cooking.
Roles: Brad, Magenta, Rocky, MC, Reverend
Favorite Character: Brad Majors
Favorite Scene: Whipping Scene (man nipple)
Favorite Callback: Too many to count, constantly inventing new ones!
ANDREW
HOUSE MANAGER / SECRETARY
He / Him
Hobbies: Mechanical functions (particularly carburetted vehicles), percussion & rhythm, video games, Mexican food fer days, blasting 80's hits my dad used to play on road trips, opening tough pickle jars for the ladies.
Roles: Your friendly neighborhood spotlight, Reverend
Favorite Character: The tank juice dispenser and anti-matter ray gun. Or Riff Raff.
Favorite Scene: Tank Unveiling through to "Make You A Man" Reprise
Favorite Callback: "Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! get on up! IT'S BOB SLED TIIIIME!"
GAY JUSTIN
MARKETING DIRECTOR
He / Him
Hobbies: Video games, tabletop gaming.
Roles: Trixie, Dr. Scott, Columbia
Favorite Character: Columbia
Favorite Scene: Takeover!
Favorite Callback: 'This is a house?! Can I use your phone?
PHOENIX
MERCH DIRECTOR / TREASURER
She / Her
Hobbies: Cosplay, Animal Crossing, and learning to love my body thru my Onlyfans (tattooedphoenx)
Roles: Janet, Trixie, Dr. Scott, Eddie, Frank
Favorite Character: Trixie
Favorite Scene: Hot Patootie
Favorite Callback: 'Here comes the sun doondodo here comes the sun and I'll say (Brad) - "It's all tight!"
IG: @tattooedphoenxx
ANNA
She / Her
Hobbies: Theatre, playing music, Disney
Roles: Columbia
Favorite Character: Columbia!
Favorite Scene: Hot Patootie
Favorite Callback: 'What’s up your ass?? It’s a BRAND NEW CAR'
IG: @__annadorable__
CHRISTI
She / Her
Hobbies: Adventuring, Fandoms, Beach Bonfires, Crafting, Karaoke, Reiki, Nature, Dudeism
Roles: Reverend, Dr. Scott, Crim
Favorite Character: I share a birthday with Charles Grey so I have to say Crim, of course!
Favorite Scene: varies depending on my mood, where I’m at in life, who’s performing, whether it’s a special cast.
Favorite Callback: 'Yay Rich Weirdos, Yay Poor Weirdos, YAY WEIRDOS!'
IG: @CosmicCaticorn
ESPARZA
He / Him
Hobbies: Video games, Karaoke, drinking beer, tabletop gaming
Roles: Brad, Eddie, Crim, Dr. Scott
Favorite Character: Eddie
Favorite Scene: Hot Patootie
Favorite Callback: Varies.
JD
He / Him
Hobbies: Playing ukulele, Theatre
Roles: Eddie, Dr. Scott, Riff Raff, Rocky, Crim, and Trixie
Favorite Character: Right now Riff
Favorite Scene: Hot Patootie
Favorite Callback: 'What did thanos say? It was a mercy killing
IG: @jacobdorian
JUSTIN (MR. LAUREL)
He / Him
Hobbies: Vidya Games, Photography, Disney, Camping, Audio Books
Roles: Crim
Favorite Character: Frank
Favorite Scene: Superheroes
Favorite Callback: ' I've done a lot (of anal sex) ... that's why you don't use chunky peanut butter for lube.'
KY
They / Them
Hobbies: Most things involving Disney and/or fishnets.
Roles: ALL. THE. THINGS.
Favorite Character: Frank!
Favorite Scene: Time Warp
Favorite Callback: 'Yay Rich Weirdos, Yay Poor Weirdos, YAY WEIRDOS!'
LAUREL
They / Them or She / Her
Hobbies: Sleeping, Going to Disneyland, Dance, Making stuff; art, crafts, props, and costumes.
Roles: Dr. Scott, Rocky, Crim, ColMOMbia!
Favorite Character: Frank
Favorite Scene: Floorshow
Favorite Callback: 'Roses are red, violets are blue, poems are hard, so am I.'
JENNER
She / Her
Hobbies: Making art, writing, and adventuring whenever possible.
Roles: Janet, Brad, Reverend
Favorite Character: Frank! He’s just so fabulous.
Favorite Scene: As a Janet, Toucha’s the best!
Favorite Callback: 'Yay Rich Weirdos, Yay Poor Weirdos, YAY WEIRDOS!'
IG: @juniper_coyote
MAGEN
She / Her
Hobbies: Adventuring and anything Disney!
Roles: Janet, Rocky
Favorite Character: Columbia
Favorite Scene: Toucha
Favorite Callback: 'You love anything that starts with suck and ends with sex!'
RAY
They / Them
Hobbies: Writing, Traveling, Petting dogs!
Roles: Eddie, Reverend
Favorite Character: Magenta / Eddie
Favorite Scene: Rocky's Birth / Eddie's Death
Favorite Callback: 'Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!'
TIM
He / Him
Hobbies: Exercise, Science Fiction and Superhero movies, annoying my kids
Roles: Janet, Riff, Rocky, Crim, Columbia
Favorite Character: Crim
Favorite Scene: Tank
Favorite Callback: "My legs! I can't feel my legs!"
CAST MEMBERS WITHOUT PHOTOS AND BIOS
ALEX
ANNA
AVA
BEYNA
CHASE
CHIXY
DANIELLE
EMBER
GEOFF
HANNAH
JONATHAN
JUICE
MALLORY
SCOTT
TAMARA
TAYLOR
TOMY
VRNDA
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